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Bret Easton Ellis’s Real Art Form Is the Tweet.

Eric Packer: There’s a poem I read in which a rat becomes the unit of currency. Michael Chin: Yes, that would be interesting. Eric Packer: Yeah, that would impact the world economy.Michael Chin: The name alone, better than the dong or the kwacha. Eric Packer: The name says everything. Michael Chin: Yes. The rat. Eric Packer: Yes, the rat close lower today against the euro. Michael Chin: Yes, there’s going concern that the Russian rat will be devalued. Eric Packer: White rats, think about that. Michael Chin: Yes, pregnant rats. Eric Packer: Major sell-offs of pregnant Russian rats. Michael Chin: Britain converts the rat. Eric Packer: Joins trend to universal currency. Michael Chin: Yes, US is establishing the rat standard. Eric Packer: Is every US dollar redeemable for rat? Michael Chin: Dead rats! Eric Packer: Yes, stockpiling of dead rats called global health menace.